Friday, April 25, 2008

Happy Ginger Day!






Ladies and gentlemen, we here at the fatcat emporium would like to welcome back, the one, the ONLY Mizzzzzzzz Amanda leeeeeeeeepore, hola !take it away princessa.

Claps

Lights go down.

one -soft focus- spot light hits centre stage.

'Here I stand
in sequins
with a wavy hand
ooooo you can laugh
but you know that it is all
an act.
Going home,
You just cant make it
all alone,
I really want to
sing to you,
Sing to you,
Siiiiing to youuu
Sinnng to yooou.

' Gingerday,
When the week is long,
and you can't go on
Gingerday,
When your boss is mean
And you're not keen
it's hard to bear
When no one around you
has got ginger haaaair.
Ginger day
No blondie mops
just carrot tops
Gingerday
Let your russet flow
and your freckles glow
oooh it's hard to bear
When no one around you
has got ginger hair

Do do, do do di ahhhhhhhhhhh'

Does electrifying shimmy, rolls across glittered piano, kicks one leg into air.


'Ginger day
come rain or shine
it's party time, on
Gingerday,
Get you glad rags on
and sing this song,
Gingerday,
Oooh it's hard to bear
if no one around
has got ginger ahir.
waaaawaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooh.
Gingerday!'

Does splits. Winks. Licks lips wetly.



Sung to tune of 'Tragedy.' Falsetto appreciated.

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25 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

brilliant FMC - i nearly started dancing...

11:48 a.m.  
Blogger Unknown said...

Oh Gawd, a near relation of Mama Stallone, Kelly le Brock and the wan that was in Cheers after wha's hername. Tragedy is right!

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Blogger Andraste said...

Oh. My. God.

12:44 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. You can make a human being out of right angles and circles. I think. This is a human being, right?

1:27 p.m.  
Blogger Megan McGurk said...

You need to record this, pronto.
Euro song contest?

Happy Ginger Day!

2:22 p.m.  
Blogger Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

That poor dress is never going to make it through the night.

3:42 p.m.  
Blogger Twenty Major said...

That thing is truly frightening.

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It looks like Daffy Duck in drag.

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Blogger fatmammycat said...

You know, lunchtime with the Spaniard does involve drink.

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I think she's luvly.

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Blogger fatmammycat said...

She can carry a tune.

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