Friday, April 25, 2008

Man girdles



Sick of unsightly love handles? tired of resting your pint on your man belly? Tired of your fellow team mates questioning whether or not your sports shirts are 'smaller' than last year?
Then fear not men-chumlies. The new man girdle will see you straight, very straight indeed.
word of warning, if you get lucky with some lady, remember, get undressed in the john and dance back into the room. She might be slightly shocked by the naked dancing, but believe me, it will be less than the shock suffered seeing you unwind yourself from this baby.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, if that was made out of some soft, carelessly scuffeed brown medieval leather, and the whole thing was set deep in a 14th century leafy forest with a band of merry-warriors dancing at a jolly camp-fire nearby, I think I could go for it. A hunky, merry man of the Greenwood ought not be wearing tights but a buttery leather girdle'd be all right by me!

I wonder what sort of pressure he's under though, you know, *whispers* down there...

1:12 a.m.  
Blogger Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

I'm quite partial to a wee love-handle too though. I think a nice little pair is quite sightly.

1:14 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

The real problem I imagine would be 'splaining this particular rig out to folk.
I can't seem men struggling into this after a match, or say if a chap was on a night out and he pulled? It would have to be a man VERY confident in his choices who could strip to reveal this get up.
I suppose it's only fair though, women have been doing this malarky for eons.

10:50 a.m.  
Blogger Megan McGurk said...

It's like a giant diaper.
Yack.
You may as well shell out for lipo if it comes to this.

1:41 p.m.  
Blogger Bobby D. said...

Too True-- Elasticized Nappie (Size Giant)

7:22 p.m.  
Blogger Jo said...

I would like to see this paired with a man-bra for full effect.

Why is the man wearing hte man girdle so buff?

10:51 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even the guy being paid to wear it doesn't want his face shown.

12:52 p.m.  
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